The World's First Gambling as a Serviceβ„’ Platform

Lose Money at Scale

Fully automated gambling solutions for the modern developer

Set it and forget it! Our AI-powered algorithms gamble away your money 24/7 while you sleep, work, or pretend everything is fine.

πŸ† First-to-Market GaaS Provider

Why Choose AugmentedBets?

The first and only platform purpose-built for automated financial destruction

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Fully Automated

Zero manual intervention required. Our bots gamble 24/7 so you don't have to lift a finger

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Set & Forget

Configure once, lose forever. Automatic deposits keep the losses flowing

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Passive Income Loss

Finally! A way to lose money while you sleep, work, or spend time with family

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AI-Powered Betting

Machine learning algorithms optimized for maximum financial damage

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Auto-Scaling Losses

Automatically increases bet sizes as your balance grows (it won't)

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Continuous Deployment

Your money is deployed to casinos continuously, with zero downtime

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Starter

$99/month
  • βœ“ Auto-gamble up to $10,000/day
  • βœ“ Basic automated betting bots
  • βœ“ Scheduled recurring bets
  • βœ“ Email loss reports (daily)
  • βœ“ 1 stop-loss override included

Enterprise

$2,999/month
  • βœ“ Unlimited automated losses
  • βœ“ Multi-account orchestration
  • βœ“ Auto-escalating bet sizes
  • βœ“ Dedicated automation engineer
  • βœ“ SLA: 99.9% bot uptime
  • βœ“ Custom loss scheduling

Maintain Your Relationships*

You're not even gambling! The robots are doing it for you.

πŸ‘© Your spouse: "You're ALWAYS gambling!"
🀡 You: "Actually, I'm not gambling at all. The bots are doing it for me! πŸ€–"
πŸ‘© Your spouse: "That's it. I'm filing for divorce and taking the house, the kids, andβ€”"
βœ“ Not actively gambling (bots are)
βœ“ Hands-free financial ruin
βœ“ Can honestly say "I didn't place a single bet today!"

*AugmentedBets is not responsible for relationship deterioration, divorce proceedings, or the argument "it's just automation!" not holding up in court.

Try Our Automation API

curl -X POST https://api.augmentedbets.casino/v1/autobet/start \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer YOUR_API_KEY" \
  -d '{
    "amount_per_bet": 100,
    "frequency": "every_5_seconds",
    "auto_deposit": true,
    "chase_losses": true,
    "stop_condition": "never"
  }'

Response:

{
  "status": "active",
  "bot_id": "bot_4829d2",
  "bets_placed": 0,
  "total_lost": 0,
  "estimated_bankruptcy": "3-5 business days",
  "message": "Automation started! Sit back and relax."
}

Your Demo Balance: $1000

What Our Customers Say

"I set it up once and forgot about it. My bank called three days later asking if my account was hacked. Nope, just automation!"

- Sarah, CTO @ StartupFail

"The auto-deposit feature is genius. I wake up broke every morning without lifting a finger!"

- Mike, Founder @ BurnRate Inc.

"I integrated GaaS into our CI/CD pipeline. Now we lose money automatically with every deployment!"

- Chris, DevOps Lead @ AutomatedRuin

"The AI betting algorithms are smarter than me. They found ways to lose money I never even thought of!"

- Emily, Full Stack Dev @ BrokeStack

"I haven't placed a bet manually in months. The bots do everything while I pretend to work from home."

- Marcus, VP Engineering @ RegretCorp

"The 'chase loss' automation is incredible. It keeps doubling down even when I'm asleep. True passive income loss!"

- Rachel, Product Manager @ PassiveRuin